Chapter 1: The Frostbite
Okay so firstly let me just say before I even start to tell you this story that I did not mean to accidentally throw a snowball at the frostbites, and also that no cute little kittens were harmed during the making of this book. Oh and one more thing my name is Rookie, Agent Rookie... Or was that to much information!
So here I was minding my own business eating pizza, when all of a sudden I hear this noise from over at the snowforts, and being the great agent I am I went to investigate further. I grabbed my puffle fartz and headed down towards the snowforts. I pulled out my SpyPhone 5 and texted G. The text said "G. There's weird noises from down at the snowforts going in to investigate further your best buddy and pal Rookie". A moment later a new message came through "Listen Rookie umm why don't you just leave the case to someone a little more... Advanced shall we say, I mean we wouldn't wont you to get hurt would we. Oh and please don't use the word buddy as I just added you to my ignore list so technically we are nither buddy's or pals. Yours sincerely Gary."
I chose to ignore Gary's text and carried on my mission. I couldn't help but tweet about this so anyway I went ahead and tweeted "On the case of a strange noise... Could be Herbert?!? Oh well #Yolo." After finishing my tweet I finally reached the snowforts. The noise was defiantly coming from here. I did this EPIC agent roll towards one of the forts before slowly and cautiously peering around. Well let me just say I did not see this coming. Much to my amazement laid before my eyes were a dozen or so frosty penguins. I looked swiftly back. I could hear the noises of the machines working in the bakery. Hmm interesting mabye I should check this out I said to myself. But just as I walked past my flipper hit a pile of snow balls and one rolled off the top and hit one of the frosty penguins right in the you know what area. Slowly his eyes flickered opens, and looked straight at me!
Chapter 2: Snowballs Aweigh
There he was just laying there staring at me like I was some alien! I mean really do I look like an alien ... I think not, but Mabye he saw me playing planet alien the other night...! Anyways so I turned to run when another one appeared behind me. My Puffle trembled his stomach churning. I reached for my gun. It wasn't there I noticed at that pint that one of these pests had taken it come back here you *Censored* I cried. Oops I forgot I wasn't meant to cuss. I just get so angry that even a shrimp with seaweed pizza couldn't make me happy.
Just then my phone ringtone started to play. It was a remix of club penguins anchors aweigh it went something like 🎶 Snow balls aweigh lets hit Rookie today 🎶 you get the jist. But anyway back to my griping story. I declined the call whoever it was could wait. Just then one of the things through a snow ball at me. I froze. Solid!
Chapter 3: De-Promotion
I knew I was in trouble the moment I froze. Just then Let Pack Guy came out and did this really cool move. He threw a huge snowball at one of the frostbites before dragging me away, back to the EPF. Really I mean why do freeze someone. But then again why put horsemeat in burgers. Anyhow's and ways. Dot pulled out one of her fancy hair dryers and slowly I started to melt. I mean not physically melt but the ice did. "ROOKIE!" said Gary "I am so disappointed in you as of now you are no longer a part of the Elite Penguin force." I bowed my head slightly as I walked quickly out of the bright shiny doors that led to the EPF. I sighed and kicked the snow as I walked. Now I wouldn't get my monthly pay checks. I pulled out my ordinary phone and deactivated my twitter account I was to upset to want to use it anymore. Maybe I could be a tour guide or a ninja. Hmm I thought to myself, maybe Aunt can help me and so saying I pulled out my pen ad paper and started to right.
